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Tumblr bitch: Message me!
Guy: *sends message*
Tumblr bitch: Nvr reply lolz
2 sec later
Tumblr bitch: Message me cute boyz
Guy *okay*
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This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.
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Anyone wanna skype.
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Fallout 3 by Dayle Kornely
Buy it here:
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This gif of how a zipper works is oddly calming.
You are now relaxed. You will have a great day. This zipper gif’s got you covered.
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Mom: Why do you keep saying Taylor Swift isn't country?
Me: Mom because she's not! She is a little pop singer who thinks she is country because she can play the guitar.
Mom: Well I still think she is country ....
Me: Mom everyone on Tumblr is going to be pissed when they hear about you thinking that!!
Mom: .....
Mom: You need a life besides Tumblr
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